{"title":"Shirts","description":"\u003cp\u003eWelcome to our page of shirts. Here we sell shirts. Want to see stickers, go to our stickers collection. \u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"off-cmbr-logo-t-shirt","title":"OFF*CMBR Logo T-shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis is our introduction T-shirt. It's a Texas plate, with our brand name on it, if you missed that by the picture. The logo on the front is 4.5\" in length, and the crooked logo on the back is 12\". The same size as a real license plate! The shirt will also come with two very special introductory stickers. They are 3\" and fit perfectly in those back corner windows of your car. We're giving you 2 until we run out, and you can only get them with this shirt; we aren't selling these stickers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e It's made using the Gildan 8000 shirt, which is a lightweight sweat-wicking shirt, because let's be honest, it's hot where we are. If it works for us, it will work for you. This is the first in a line of shirts we'll be releasing over the next little bit, so make sure to check back for our other designs. Buy some stuff, then go watch our videos on YouTube starting in August. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"OFF*CMBR","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":46378374299901,"sku":"","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":46378374332669,"sku":"","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":46378374365437,"sku":"","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":46378374234365,"sku":"","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":46378374267133,"sku":"","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":46574611202301,"sku":null,"price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0758\/7273\/1389\/files\/OFFCMBR_Plate_T.heic?v=1750525680"},{"product_id":"moar-low-the-shirt","title":"MOAR LOW (The Shirt!)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThat's right, it's here! IYKYK but we'll let you in on a secret, the MOAR LOW shirt will make you cooler to be around and you'll instantly have twice as many friends*. Just by getting in your car with this it doubles the horsepower and makes it have the proper ride height**. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt will start conversations everywhere you go, people wondering how you got a photorealistic drawing of Jason on your back. It will also let people know where you stand on the ride height of their cars. No longer do you have to tell people to go buy coilovers or get themselves some air, now you just point at the shirt, and it does it all for you. You're welcome. We're here to help. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe shirt is a Gildan 8000 shirt and is a 50\/50 blend. It's soft, comfy and sweat wicking. Plus, it fits like it should, no longer do you have to guess if the shirt in your normal size is too small, because it's not. A large is a large not a medium with the wrong tag. Get you a shirt today, before people realize they're for sale and they sell out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e* Shirt does not give you more friends. It might but it doesn't happen automatically.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e** Shirt does not add horsepower to your engine or change your ride height. Not sure why we still let Jason write these ads. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"OFF*CMBR","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":46574595244285,"sku":null,"price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"M","offer_id":46574377140477,"sku":null,"price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":46574376517885,"sku":null,"price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":46574377468157,"sku":null,"price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":46574377730301,"sku":null,"price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":46574377861373,"sku":null,"price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0758\/7273\/1389\/files\/MOARLOWSHIRT.jpg?v=1756066404"},{"product_id":"moar-low-and-off-cmbr-bundle","title":"MOAR LOW and OFF*CMBR Bundle","description":"\u003cp\u003eSo you say you want both of the shirts. Well, we have got a deal for you. If you buy both shirts in this bundle, we will throw in two stickers. One to match each shirt and we'll give you 15% off the whole package. That's a whole bunch of money off and less then you can buy two shirts for. It's basically a blood bath over here. If we had employees, we would be laying them off for sure.* This is a limited offer and once we sell out of the predetermined number of bundles and it's all gone. So, get yours now before they're all gone. We love you too, let's not make it weird though okay.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e*We wouldn't lay anyone off over $9.30. Again, not sure why we let Jason write the ads. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"OFF*CMBR","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":46574584922365,"sku":null,"price":52.7,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"M","offer_id":46574577254653,"sku":null,"price":52.7,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":46574577287421,"sku":null,"price":52.7,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":46574577320189,"sku":null,"price":52.7,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":46574584856829,"sku":null,"price":52.7,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":46574584889597,"sku":null,"price":52.7,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0758\/7273\/1389\/files\/MOARLOWSHIRT_9c248194-ac69-4bd9-aecb-479b7b7b60aa.jpg?v=1756082888"},{"product_id":"danger-ranger-livery-shirt","title":"Danger Ranger Livery Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eSo the OFFCMBR license plate logo is good but you want more, no you need more? You say need you need something colorful and punchy? Say no more, here you go... This is the same logo that's being used on the Danger Ranger 9000 truck and now you can wear it on your back. It's also our first shirt that isn't black, it's navy. That's right, blue. It  may look black in pics because we took it with our potato phone, but it is navy blue. This shirt has a mega high octane rating and will instantly make you run faster.* With the bright colors you'll get noticed by everyone. You'll probably even get a better paying job because of your sense of high fashion.**\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe shirt is a Gildan 8000 shirt and is a 50\/50 blend. It's soft, comfy and sweat wicking. Plus, it fits like it should, no longer do you have to guess if the shirt in your normal size is too small, because it's not. A large is a large not a medium with the wrong tag. Get you a shirt today, before people realize they're for sale and they sell out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e*Shirt will not make you run faster and doesn't have an octane rating. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e**Shirt will also not get you a higher paying job. At this point you know Jason is making this stuff up and we can't stop him, so we do these disclaimers. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"OFF*CMBR","offers":[{"title":"Blue \/ S","offer_id":46673885724925,"sku":null,"price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Blue \/ M","offer_id":46673885757693,"sku":null,"price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue \/ L","offer_id":46673885790461,"sku":null,"price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue \/ XL","offer_id":46673885823229,"sku":null,"price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":46673885855997,"sku":null,"price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":46673885888765,"sku":null,"price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0758\/7273\/1389\/files\/IMG_4778.jpg?v=1759275769"}],"url":"https:\/\/offcmbr.com\/collections\/shirts.oembed","provider":"OFF*CMBR","version":"1.0","type":"link"}