MOAR LOW (The Shirt!)

That's right, it's here! IYKYK but we'll let you in on a secret, the MOAR LOW shirt will make you cooler to be around and you'll instantly have twice as many friends*. Just by getting in your car with this it doubles the horsepower and makes it have the proper ride height**. 

It will start conversations everywhere you go, people wondering how you got a photorealistic drawing of Jason on your back. It will also let people know where you stand on the ride height of their cars. No longer do you have to tell people to go buy coilovers or get themselves some air, now you just point at the shirt, and it does it all for you. You're welcome. We're here to help. 

The shirt is a Gildan 8000 shirt and is a 50/50 blend. It's soft, comfy and sweat wicking. Plus, it fits like it should, no longer do you have to guess if the shirt in your normal size is too small, because it's not. A large is a large not a medium with the wrong tag. Get you a shirt today, before people realize they're for sale and they sell out.

* Shirt does not give you more friends. It might but it doesn't happen automatically.

** Shirt does not add horsepower to your engine or change your ride height. Not sure why we still let Jason write these ads.