MOAR LOW and OFF*CMBR Bundle

So you say you want both of the shirts. Well, we have got a deal for you. If you buy both shirts in this bundle, we will throw in two stickers. One to match each shirt and we'll give you 15% off the whole package. That's a whole bunch of money off and less then you can buy two shirts for. It's basically a blood bath over here. If we had employees, we would be laying them off for sure. * This is a limited offer and once we sell out of the predetermined number of bundles it's all gone. So, get yours now before they're all gone. We love you too, let's not make it weird though okay.

*We wouldn't lay anyone off over $9.30. Again, not sure why we let Jason write the ads.